Izzie's Flaws/Transcript

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Cooper the Pooper

Izzie's Flaws

Logan WILL be Corrupted

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(Grimspawn chatter in-distinctively outside the Shadowkeep)

Night Hunter: Ah, for the last time! It's gnome! Not "gah-nome"! The G is silent! Ugh.

(Sneak, Snivel and Susan flee in fear)

Night Hunter: (Chuckles) I knew you'd come. I sense a darkness in you. It's in your nature to seek out danger and darkness, don't deny it. You are here for knowledge. Well. Let me enlighten you.

(The screen zooms into the Night Hunter's orb, then episode clips begin)

Night Hunter: (Groans) Have you ever seen someone so annoyingly positive? (Shudders) I thought preteens were supposed to be dramatic, sluggish and angsty. Not Izzie. She wakes up on the right side of the bed every. Single. Day. It's all stars, hearts, rainbows and glitter with this one. It's not exactly Night Bureau material if you ask me. Although, even I have to admit that Izzie's fearless. Thankfully, knowing that Izzie will always act before she thinks is a weakness we've exploited to great benefit before. (Chuckles) Oh, the other flaw you can use against her is her love for all animals and dream creatures. Green deer, some giant turtle, or whatever that cat gryphon thing is, you can count on Izzie to show up and try and protect them. Besides bedazzling things, Izzie spends a lotta time binging on anime cartoons. She even thinks she's learned how to do martial arts from watching them. Pathetic! A little of her so-called Kung Fu is no match for the might of the Nightmare King's army. Oz would probably say that Izzie's love for her father José and her brother Mateo makes her strong, but that's utter dream rot. The ones you love are the first to let you down. Or they can all too easily be used against you, which is why I have my eye on Izzie's stuffed plushie, Bunchu. He's a character from that stupid anime show she loves, that she Dream Crafts into a giant bunny in the Dream World. Ugh, only Izzie would create something so... hideously cute. The only reason Izzie Dream Crafted Bunchu in the first place is because I took her other plushie, Mr. Sharkyjaw, and Dark Crafted him into my very own shark ship! (Laughs) And it's not the only dream creatures I'll take from her, oh, no, no. One of these I'll destroy something so precious to Izzie that she'll never recover. That will finally wipe that insufferable smile right off her ludicrously happy little face!

(The screen zooms out from the orb)

Night Hunter: So now you know. And what are you gonna use that knowledge for? Something sinister, I bet. (Laughs) Come back another time. You know you want to. Now... if you'll excuse me.

(Turns to face Sneak, Snivel and Susan)

Night Hunter: For the love of, ah- No, I don't want you to bring me a garden gnome, I- I want you to go out there and hassle some gnomes and dreamers in the Fantasy Realm! Go.

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