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Fistful of Doppelgangers

Irrational Treasure

Mission Implausible

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(The episode begins in Zoey's bedroom. Pyewacket is watching traffic out the window)

Zoey: Oh, you're so lucky, Pyewacket. Nothing to worry about. Nobody tearing your whole life apart. And probably nothing missing in your life, is there? (Pets him) Oh, no, there isn't, sweet boy. Me, on the other hand... I'm a mess.

(Pyewacket bumps his head against her)

Zoey: I'm gonna have to talk to my dad again at some point, if I want to. Do I want to? He's kind of... evil? How do I deal with my friends who once trusted me but now they know my family is bad news?

(Pyewacket snores)

Zoey: (Pets him) See? Not a care in the world.

(Zoey leaves and Pyewacket gets up and returns to the window, watching traffic. Cooper is walking down the sidewalk, but pauses outside Zoey's apartment building)

Cooper: Hey! Wanna walk to the observatory together?

Zoey: Uh, aren't there at least three other people you'd rather walk with?

Cooper: Look, I'm tryin' more new things. And this is a new thing. Come on, don't wanna be late.

Zoey: Ah, alright.

(Intro plays. The Raven Raider is flying through the Dream World)

Never Witch: HOW? How could you let those wretches steal my Spiral Key? The one thing that could lead us to the Eye of Confusion.

(Dizzy shoves MadTeo forward)

MadTeo: (Chuckles nervously) Uh, as your champion, it is only right that the blame should fall on... the Bad Astrids. And you may recall that you already destroyed them.

Never Witch: Of course I recall! Who do you think I am? I have every memory. Mine and all the others. Even the ones I'd rather forget.

MadTeo: Then it had to be Dizzy's fault!

Dizzy: What? We'll- we'll make it up to you. Send us after the orb.

Never Witch: I told you! The key leads to the orb.

MadTeo: (Gasps when she looks at him)

Never Witch: I don't know where it is.

Dizzy: So why didn't you go after it sooner?

(The Never Witch turns away)

Dizzy: Maybe those kids know.

(MadTeo shoves her out of the way)

MadTeo: Maybe the Dream Chasers know where to look! (Yelps when the Never Witch turns around)

Never Witch: Yes. Yes! Lunia was the one to take my orb... so the Night Bureau may know something I don't. Use my ravens to follow those rotten children and bring me back my key. And perhaps I'll make a few more of you, just to be sure.

(In the Double Realm, the kids arrive in the Space Car and Narwhal Ship)

Cooper: (To Logan) Hey, man. I was hopin' you'd ride with us. I wanted to show you my new potent biofuel I cooked up using dream trash.

Logan: Whoa-ho-ho. Hah! (Turns to Mateo) So. Why exactly are we here?

Mateo: We found out Lunia hid the Eye of Confusion somewhere around here, and Oz wasn't much help. He told me about the lost hammer of Amaru six times, word for word. But we did have some luck in the old Night Bureau records. (Holds up the Spiral Key) This key should lead us to it somehow. And the Never Witch needs it for her big spell, so we need to get it first.

Astrid: Ooh, does it point the way like a divining rod?

Mateo: Nope. It just spins like this. Maybe when we get close? We better split up and look for clues. Anything unusual.

Logan: Unusual in this place? Mmm, sure. We're goin' this way. (Grabs Astrid's hand and runs off)

Mateo: I guess we're going that way.

(Mateo, Izzie, Zoey and Z-Blob head the opposite direction)

Izzie: Wait, I wanna talk to you about dad's birthday. I have so many ideas for presents.

(Cooper hesitates)

Cooper: Hmm. Hmm.

(He gets in the Space Car)

Cooper: Okay. (Drives off)

(A raven croaks)

MadTeo: You found them?

(The raven croaks)

MadTeo: The Never Witch will be pleased with my brilliance. Take us to them.

(The raven flies off, pooping on MadTeo's shoulder)

Dizzy: (Chuckles)

MadTeo: I never liked that raven. You heard the incompetent raven. They're here somewhere. Fan out and find those Dream Chasers.

(Cooper drives up to a dreamling from the Candy Realm playing soccer)

Cooper: Oh, hey. Heh. I know you're not from around here. Sorry about your realm. If you're looking for the soccer field, it should be right there...

(Light shines in his eyes and he drives towards it. Logan is surfing on some flying books)

Logan: Hah, can't do this in regular Brooklyn. Whoa!

Astrid: Logan, it's hard enough to focus as it is.

Logan: What? You're great at focus.

Astrid: Ah, it's tougher when I'm trying to sleep at odd hours. You know it's noon in Germany right now, yeah?

Logan: I sleep until noon sometimes.

Astrid: But not all the time.

Logan: I wish. Uh, maybe I can go explorin' with you on German time, y'know? I got a couple classes I could doze through.

Astrid: That would be great, really. Because honestly, it's pretty tough staying asleep right now.

Logan: Just wake up. We'll hang tomorrow.

(Astrid wakes up, disappearing)

Bogan: Oh, good. I thought she'd never leave. Four to one. I like these odds.

Logan: Hey, who you callin' odd? (Transforms small)

Bogan: (Scoffs) More like four against half.

(The Bogans rapidly grow, looming over Logan)

Logan: Odds aren't lookin' so hot.

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