Cooper the Pooper/Transcript

Overview

Transcript

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The 'Truth' about Mateo

Cooper the Pooper

Izzie's Flaws

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(Grimspawn chatter in-distinctively outside the Shadowkeep)

Night Hunter: Are you kidding me? I will never approve of wear your pyjamas to work day!

(Sneak, Snivel and Susan flee in fear)

Night Hunter: (Chuckles) I knew you'd come. I sense a darkness in you. It's in your nature to seek out danger and darkness, don't deny it. You are here for knowledge. Well. Let me enlighten you.

(The screen zooms into the Night Hunter's orb, then episode clips begin)

Night Hunter: Ohhh, yeah, this guy. (Chuckles) Heh, he's so bland I have trouble remembering his name! Now what is it, uh... Larry, Curly, Mo... No, no, no, it's something- (Chuckles) it's something that rhymes with, um... Uh, pooper. That's it. Cooper! Oz would probably tell you that Cooper's an asset because he's affable. Well, I say a-yawn. Can you think of anything more boring than someone who's smart, respects authority and gets along with everyone? Yawn, yawn, a-yawn. Now if I were Oz, I would've ditched Cooper long ago. Kid's so focused on tryna please everyone else that he has no idea what he wants. He even has trouble deciding what to have for lunch. (Mimics Cooper) Ooh, should I have a gyro or some pizza? (Normal voice) Neither! It's clearly Taco Tuesday. Humph. But it's no surprise that Oz loves having Cooper as a Dream Chaser. Cooper would never question one of Oz's foolish plans. He's too busy second guessing whether he's even Dream Crafting right. There's not exactly an instruction manual when it comes to Dream Crafting. Cooper is definitely the kind of kid who follows the instructions to a tee. Ask him to build a model car and you'll get... a model car. But take away the blueprints, Cooper won't even be able to dream up four wheels! (Chuckles) Yeah, Cooper's lucky to have Mateo, Z-Blob, Izzie, Zoey and Logan at his back. Without their help, he's still be stuck in the belly of a Grimkeeper. (Groans) The Nightmare King is still angry Cooper got away. So... come a little closer. I'll let you in on a little secret. Cooper can practice Dream Crafting all he wants, but it's only a matter of time before we lock him up again. And this time... there'll be no escape.

(The screen zooms out from the orb)

Night Hunter: So now you know. And what are you gonna use that knowledge for? Something sinister, I bet. (Laughs) Come back another time. You know you want to. Now... if you'll excuse me.

(Turns to face Sneak, Snivel and Susan)

Night Hunter: And no! No, no ugly sweater day, either. There will be no casual dress days in the Grim Realm period. Take those Hawaiian shirts off!

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